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| Cat Poop Cookies Recipe |
Category: Desserts / Cookies
Rating:
N/A
Servings: 1
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Ingredients
----CHOCOLATE INGREDIENTS----
1/2 cup honey
2/3 cup butter, margarine, or lard
1 egg
1 teaspoon vanilla extract or- peppermint extr; act
2 cup whole wheat flour
1/3 cup cocoa powder
1 grape-nuts(tm) cereal
----GINGERBREAD INGREDIENTS----
1/4 cup honey
1/4 cup molasses
2/3 cup butter or margarine, or lard
1 egg
2 1/3 cup whole wheat flour
1 ginger, cinnamon, cloves to taste; (maybe 1/2 tsp each)
1 grape-nuts(tm) cereal
----MIXINS----
1 coconut; (tapeworms)
1 chocolate chips
1 butterscotch chips
1 peanut butter chips
1 spagetti or ramen noodles cooked -; (roundworms)
1 corn
1 peanuts
1 puffy pastel things; * find at chinese restaur
Cooking Directions:
*NOTE: "puffy pastel things are to look like the cat ate styrofoam packing pellets-i haven't tried this TO MAKE: icrowave the honey till it bubbles(about 1 minute). add the butter,(i've been told using lard makes for a more realistic texture and softer cookie) and the molasses, if any. add the egg, mix well, then mix in all the other stuff. add mix-ins of your choice to some or all of the batter. Chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge. roll dough logs of random length and the diameter of cat poops. roll logs in grape- nuts and bake at 350 degrees till done(maybe 10 to 15 minutes but with my flaky oven you never know). Serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat litter scoop. i hear you get lovely effects by decorating the box and scoop with melted chocolate or pudding. i imagine brown sugar might work as a substitute for the new clumping litters, but i havent tried it. this recipe worked especially well at the halloween party where the table was already decorated with plastic flies.
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